Sunday, 19 August 2012

Procyon Lotor (Washer Dog) -- Otherwise Called the Raccoon


Driving down the highway, it’s midsummer and the heat is sweltering.  Quickly you roll down the windows to let the cooling air flow over your hand and whip your hair around.  Farmers’ fields roll by and the occasional cattle are seen.  A rancid stench abruptly hits your nose, interrupting your thoughts of swimming at the beach, and you see a furry heap on the side of the road.  As your car flashes past you turn your head to get a better look as the flies buzz madly around it to see a raccoon with it guts spilled out.  You contort your face into one of disgust, but it soon passes.  It’s just another raccoon.  No big deal.

Or as you walk to get the mail, keys jingling in time with your stride, you hear some kids in a small field squealing with either joy or fear – it’s always hard to distinguish with them.  Almost instinctively you turn your head to see a group of children crowded around something on the ground.  Sticks clutched firmly in hands, they prod a heap on the ground at they’re growing feet.  As you get closer you can hear the cries and words of the young ones.  “Look at its guts!” “Ew it smells bad.” and “What’s up with its face?”  As the crowd shifts for better poking opportunities at the rancid flesh with the sticks you can see the tell-tail, well, tail that has the distinct brown and black rings.  You could stop the kids and tell them to respect the dead, but you don’t.  It’s a raccoon – a dirty, filthy, fleabag of a creature.  You continue to the mailbox, the episode soon forgotten in your busy world of facebook and twitter updates.

But have you ever asked yourself how the raccoon feels?  The raccoon that is shot without a thought?  The raccoon that is poisoned?  The raccoon that is trapped, skinned, beaten, abused, frightened, hungry and out of options?  I wouldn’t be surprised either way if you have thought of the raccoon or haven’t.  Whatever you feel about them, please just let me enlighten you on how fascinating this wonderful creature is.  So sit back in your desk chair, get comfy and learn something new about the underestimated creature of North America.

For starters, the raccoon is one of North America’s most adaptable animals.  It can live in the mountains, cities, forests or farms.  Really anywhere.  The only other wild animal, in my opinion, that’s as adaptable and versatile as a raccoon would be the coyote.

Many people who’ve had raccoons as pets have found them to be VERY intelligent.  They learn to open doors, turn on faucets, open latches and control various other household devices at their disposal.  All in all, they’re much smarter than any dog or cat (sorry you all you dog and cat lovers, but scientists have proved it).

And then there is curious, but adorable, habit they have of washing their food and paws.  The scientific name of the raccoon literally translates into “washer dog.”  Instantly the humans relate, thinking how cute and clean they are.  Although, nobody really knows why they do this (but most scientist’s agree it’s for cleanliness).  Still, who doesn’t love an animal that’s polite enough to “wash” its hands?
  
The playfulness of these furry critters is another charming feature.  They’re forever getting into trouble by exploring places they shouldn’t, or messing with people’s garbage.  But when you have the curiosity like that of three year old, everything becomes a toy.  A stick, a hollow tree, a rock and maybe even they’re mother provide hours of play.  Who doesn’t love to see the antics of young raccoons playing about when it reminds so much of our own races offspring?

Fascinatingly, most of the raccoon’s techniques for eating and handling various foods and devices are learned usually from its mother.  They’re not born with instincts that know how to eat a watermelon or open a door, they have to learn either from their mom or on their own.

But the noises they can make are incredible.  Several times when I’ve left my window open at night I can hear the raccoons growling, hissing and screeching at each other as they argue over the food I’ve left out.  They also have a softer array of noises that include purrs, whistles and a type of whinny.

I can’t forget about their hands either!  They so resemble a human hand that its crazy.  I love to watch raccoons as they nimbly hold pieces of food and munch on them.  I remember once I had put a pizza slice outside and a raccoon was holding it like a person would while eating it!  The little hands though are so nimble that can untie shoelaces and pickpocket things like dimes from people’s pockets or click a brick wall (as I’ve learned when I woke to one on my windowsill).

So what do you think of raccoons now?  Still the same old pest or do you have a new appreciation for these critters?  I certainly do hope that you see these animals more for what they really are – incredibly adaptable, intelligent, curious and adorable animals!  I’m also thinking of having a ragtag raccoon trained to be a thief might not be such a bad idea when they can pickpocket, open doors, are much smaller and quieter than people – and they even come pre-equipped with a slick looking mask!  Hmmm, maybe that’ll end up on my bucket list – better watch your pockets in the future! 

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